I can fit under the Excelsa Quartet

Not only are these East Coast gals smart, funny, and babealicious, they play stringed instruments – FRETLESS*!!

*Warning: general fretting may occur on a daily basis. 

Anyway, this was the end of a long week for Valentina, Laura, Audrey and Kacy. They performed, like, 62 concerts in 9 days. 4realz yo.

1.Excelsa

Are Audrey’s cheekbones amazing or what?

2. Excelsa

I call this the “Red-eye Removal doesn’t work on Satan’s glowing orbs.”

3. Excelsa

HEY EVERYBODY I USED TO KNOW OR HOOK UP WITH IN D.C. – Go see one of their concerts.

There, that should boost attendance.

Special thanks to my trusty assistant Jim.

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She’s so cool.

Jessie is small and bendy. And she has cool jobs. She made her job at NYC Fashion Week even cooler by fitting in a… cooler!

Jessie in a fridge Fashion Week

Don’t you wish you could escape the heat and fit in a refrigerator?

I Heart Cello

I’ve been searching for awhile for someone who would let me try to fit in a cello case. It’s a big ask since a cello often is worth more than my car. Sonja M. offered up her case.

cello case a

Here we go!cello case b

cello case c

Are you mesmerized by my cello eyes?

cello case d

Hmmm…. not as simple as it first appeared.cello case e

cello case f

cello case g

One more shot.

cello case h

Perhaps delicate Emilie will fit better.

cello case i

cello case j

cello case k

cello case l

Squish! Squeeze!

cello case m

Try, try again. Mischa V. has the case for me.

cello case n

cello case o

My neck should fit there.

cello case p

This is not as comfortable as it looks.
cello case q

Why is this so difficult?cello case r

cello case s

Well folks, this is as good as it gets.

cello case t

For now…

Thanks to my trusty assistants Sonja, Emilie, the Pokorny brothers, and the Neave Piano Trio.