Do Not Try This At Home

Do not try this at home! There was a moment of panic for my trusty assistant Jessie who thought I actually might suffocate. Not to worry; we had a safe word – Shazam!

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Thank you Jessie!

trusy assistant Jessie

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How to Decorate for the Holidays: Do Your Thing

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Poinsettia, a poem by Marigold

For Christmas cheer the sepals sing

Red carols veined in holly green,

Potted plant, just do your thing,

And hide dark corners rarely seen.

In Sunday’s colours primp and preen,

With hot-house glitz, be-ribboned bling,

And over manger, gently lean,

Poinsettia, just do your thing.

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Happy Holidays every one.

I Can Fit in a Korg Keyboard Case

More fun at work!

Keyboard a

Keyboard bDisclaimer: I don’t believe in sweater vests. Even though I am wearing one in these pictures, I still think they are stupid. It’s cold enough for a sweater but not for covering my arms? Or it’s warm enough for a t-shirt, but my boobs have a chill? I only bought this sweater vest because it was on sale at a vintage shop near Haight Ashbury and I thought it was cute and somehow temporarily forgot what a ridiculous item of clothing it is. All day I felt sort of cold and was also sweating and itchy.

Keyboard c

Keyboard d

Keyboard e

Keyboard f

What’s great about this last one is that you can see what a Miss Bossy Pants I am shouting directions at my co-worker even though he has basically just trapped me inside a zipped ventilation-less container. Thank you to my trusty assistant Nick!