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I can fit in a Clan House.

The whole fam damnly enjoyed a rainy excursion to Totem Bight State Park just outside Ketchikan. There’s no need to rent a car – just take the Silver Line city bus for only $1.

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Facts!

With the growth of non-Native settlements in Southeast Alaska in the early 1900’s, and the decline of a barter economy, Natives moved to communities where work was available. The villages and totem poles they left behind were soon overgrown by forests and eroded by weather. In 1938 the U.S. Forest Services began a program aimed at salvaging and reconstructing these large cedar monuments. By using Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC) funds to hire skilled carvers from among the older Natives, two things took place: young artisans learned the art of carving totem poles, and totems which had been left to rot in the woods were either repaired or duplicated.

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I love the blue hat.

The Haida Watchmen wear tall hats and their figures are on the top of totem poles, that guard the house of the chief,  from where they can keep watch over the village.

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The Clan House

A community house or clanhouse of this size could have housed 30 to 50 people. Although it is doubtful a clanhouse existed on this site (originally a fish camp), this design is representative of the type in many Indian villages built in the early 19th century.

The carved house posts supporting the beams inside symbolize the exploits of Duk-toothl. He is a man of Raven phratry wearing a weasel skin hat who showed his strength by tearing a sea lion in two. The painting on the house front was designed by Charles Brown. It is a stylized Raven with each eye elaborated into a face. Designs on the house fronts were rare, and occurred only in cases of great wealth.

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I can fit in a tray rack

The upside to being the young’uns on a cruise ship is that no one is up after 10 pm (outside the casino anyway).  Certainly not on the last night with packing of massive suitcases to complete.

All alone on Baja deck

All alone on Baja deck

The door is ajar.

The door is ajar.

This requires investigating.

This requires investigating.

What's back here?

What’s back here?

Bingo!

Bingo!

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I can fit in a luggage rack.

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I can fit in a tray rack.

I can fit in a tray rack.

I recall the exit was less smooth. There may have been some clatter and a running escape to the hall.

I Can Fit in a Lime Kiln

Off California Highway 1…

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Deep in the redwoods of Lime Kiln State Park

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A Lime Kiln!

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Looks dangerous.

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Oh so tempting. Hope there’s not a park ranger! …or an earthquake.

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Flash fitting!

Hitting the sales #NYC

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Thanks to my trusty assistant Jessie.

Crates and Cupboards

My favorite boys are back in action!

What could be in the cupboard?crates and cupboards 1

Oh brother!crates and cupboards 2

Joe in a crate!crates and cupboards 3

 

Lucas gets into the act.crates and cupboards 4

 

Where can I fit at Yosemite?

Would you believe we were the only people in the Bay Area to have the great idea to drive to Yosemite National Park over the three-day Independence Day week-end? BWAH HA HA. The traffic passed from bad to worse to kind of amazing. We skipped the valley, opting instead for the north area of the park. We completed a hike to our highest elevation yet – 9926 at the top of Cloud’s Rest.

Tenaya Lake

Starting point: Tenaya Lake

On the way up

On the way up

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Almost there

Clouds Rest

Clouds Rest

Half Dome from above

Half Dome from above

Many hours later, back at the Blackberry Inn Bed & Breakfast

Back at the B&B

A little door!

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Christina Ricci fits in too

Apparently not checking my website for 10 months caused me to miss out on the big news in Fitting, which was Christina Ricci doing some sexy fitting-in.

I fully support her newly discovered talent, but take exception to this activity being called #riccing.  Hence this post will be filed under Fans Fit Too.

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Sometimes in the dog days of summer, you just need to get in the fridge.

Thanks for the tip DSL.

 

 

I can fit under the Excelsa Quartet

Not only are these East Coast gals smart, funny, and babealicious, they play stringed instruments – FRETLESS*!!

*Warning: general fretting may occur on a daily basis. 

Anyway, this was the end of a long week for Valentina, Laura, Audrey and Kacy. They performed, like, 62 concerts in 9 days. 4realz yo.

1.Excelsa

Are Audrey’s cheekbones amazing or what?

2. Excelsa

I call this the “Red-eye Removal doesn’t work on Satan’s glowing orbs.”

3. Excelsa

HEY EVERYBODY I USED TO KNOW OR HOOK UP WITH IN D.C. – Go see one of their concerts.

There, that should boost attendance.

Special thanks to my trusty assistant Jim.

She’s so cool.

Jessie is small and bendy. And she has cool jobs. She made her job at NYC Fashion Week even cooler by fitting in a… cooler!

Jessie in a fridge Fashion Week

Don’t you wish you could escape the heat and fit in a refrigerator?

I Heart Cello

I’ve been searching for awhile for someone who would let me try to fit in a cello case. It’s a big ask since a cello often is worth more than my car. Sonja M. offered up her case.

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Here we go!cello case b

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Are you mesmerized by my cello eyes?

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Hmmm…. not as simple as it first appeared.cello case e

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One more shot.

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Perhaps delicate Emilie will fit better.

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Squish! Squeeze!

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Try, try again. Mischa V. has the case for me.

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My neck should fit there.

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This is not as comfortable as it looks.
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Why is this so difficult?cello case r

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Well folks, this is as good as it gets.

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For now…

Thanks to my trusty assistants Sonja, Emilie, the Pokorny brothers, and the Neave Piano Trio.