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I can fit in this old house

Through the oddly shortened door…

This old house 1

To the wardrobe, dark and hidden.

This old house 2

In the cupboard, with the ribbon.

This old house 3

In the cabinet, sneaky gibbon.

This old house 4

In the attic cubbyhole — patient silent secret elf.

This old house 5

Wait! The closet bottom shelf.

This old house 6

Under the stairs,

This old house 7

she with herself.

This old house 8

 

Special thanks to my trusty assistant Leah.

 

So you want to fit a vagina sculpture

You may have seen in the news recently that an American exchange student got stuck trying to fit in a vagina sculpture in Germany.

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The artist, Fernando de la Jara, had this to say, “It’s participatory art… It should be entered.” It’s just that, since the sculpture was installed in 2001, no one’s actually gotten stuck. “I believe [he got caught] because he had a lack of coordination” de la Jara said. “Or maybe it was a lack of sensibility.”

Leave it to experts, kiddo. THIS is how you fit a giant vagina sculpture.

11. Nelson

Been there, done that.

See more fitting in forbidden art here.

Who can fit in a cello locker? Nina and me.

What’s behind door number one?

What’s behind door number three?

It’s a cello, it’s a Sara, it’s a Nina Lee!

locker 1

locker 2

locker 3

locker 4

locker 5

locker 6

locker 7

locker 8

locker 9

locker 10

 

Special thanks to my trusty assistants Tiffani, Drew, Nick, and Kim.

I Can Fit in a Korg Keyboard Case

More fun at work!

Keyboard a

Keyboard bDisclaimer: I don’t believe in sweater vests. Even though I am wearing one in these pictures, I still think they are stupid. It’s cold enough for a sweater but not for covering my arms? Or it’s warm enough for a t-shirt, but my boobs have a chill? I only bought this sweater vest because it was on sale at a vintage shop near Haight Ashbury and I thought it was cute and somehow temporarily forgot what a ridiculous item of clothing it is. All day I felt sort of cold and was also sweating and itchy.

Keyboard c

Keyboard d

Keyboard e

Keyboard f

What’s great about this last one is that you can see what a Miss Bossy Pants I am shouting directions at my co-worker even though he has basically just trapped me inside a zipped ventilation-less container. Thank you to my trusty assistant Nick!

I Can Fit in Lava Caves

North of the olive groves of Orland, California, the landscape turns hot and dry.

Cave A IMG_1368

A brave traveler can climb down into the caves of Lava Beds National Monument. From 90 degrees Fahrenheit on the surface down, down into the damp darkness.

Cave B IMG_1374

I can fit in there.

Cave C IMG_1379

And guess what? I just took a crash course in Photoshop, so I can also fit in there.

Cave D IMG_1373

I can fit everywhere!

Cave E IMG_1381

Just what is Vicky’s Secret?

……

Thanks to the crew!

Jenn James – photographer

& Stella on Props & Wardrobe.

Cast: Jason, Steph, Sara, Brian, Molly, Carrie

She Can Fit In A Carry-On

I can’t believe Jessie got to this before I did. Everybody loves a suitcase! And right now I love everything about Jessie.

Carry on …

1 Green Suitcase

2 Green Suitcase

3 Green Suitcase

4 Green Suitcase

5 Suitcase

6 Green Suitcase

I Can Fit In A Parking Structure

Thank you!

brilliant photographer Sigurbjörn Aðalsteinson

&

muse Kristine Alexandria.

I Can Fit In Romney’s Binder

But I don’t really like it.

How to Fit in a Locker in 13 Easy Steps

Special thanks to my trusty assistants Kris and Michael.