Ha-ha! You thought I was a bad speller who was about to get all Pinocchio in one of these:
But instead I’m in one of these:
Conwy Castle* to be exact, near Llandudno Junction just down the A55 from Dwgyfylchi.
*I believe that’s Caernnwwyyy in the original Welsh.
Oh no! IT’S attacking from ye ollde brith pantryy.
Quick – blind it with the camera flash! Aaaahhhhhh!
Thanks! I love that skirt!
Oh great. I just looked at the orangyporangy site and see they now sell super-cute shoes. Crap. Now I WANT.