Jessie is small and bendy. And she has cool jobs. She made her job at NYC Fashion Week even cooler by fitting in a… cooler!
Don’t you wish you could escape the heat and fit in a refrigerator?
Jessie is small and bendy. And she has cool jobs. She made her job at NYC Fashion Week even cooler by fitting in a… cooler!
Don’t you wish you could escape the heat and fit in a refrigerator?
Posted in Fans Fit Too, Uncategorized
Tagged 2014, fashion week, fridge, Jessie, NYC, refrigerator
I’ve been searching for awhile for someone who would let me try to fit in a cello case. It’s a big ask since a cello often is worth more than my car. Sonja M. offered up her case.
Are you mesmerized by my cello eyes?
Hmmm…. not as simple as it first appeared.
One more shot.
Perhaps delicate Emilie will fit better.
Squish! Squeeze!
Try, try again. Mischa V. has the case for me.
My neck should fit there.
This is not as comfortable as it looks.

Well folks, this is as good as it gets.
For now…
Thanks to my trusty assistants Sonja, Emilie, the Pokorny brothers, and the Neave Piano Trio.
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Tagged 2014, cello, cello case, cello eyes, Emilie Choi, Mikhail Veselove, Neave Trio, Sonja Myklebust
Special thanks to my trusty assistant David. David’s first job as intern was to put together my new filing cabinet and then carve eye holes in the box. You’ll go far David.
Posted in Flash Fitting, Uncategorized
Tagged 2014, box, California, David, eyeholes, intern, What I do at work.
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Tagged 2014, Canada, entertainment center, Professor Parker
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Tagged 2013, boy in a shoe rack, Minnesota, shoe rack
You may have seen in the news recently that an American exchange student got stuck trying to fit in a vagina sculpture in Germany.
The artist, Fernando de la Jara, had this to say, “It’s participatory art… It should be entered.” It’s just that, since the sculpture was installed in 2001, no one’s actually gotten stuck. “I believe [he got caught] because he had a lack of coordination” de la Jara said. “Or maybe it was a lack of sensibility.”
Leave it to experts, kiddo. THIS is how you fit a giant vagina sculpture.
Been there, done that.
See more fitting in forbidden art here.
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Tagged 2013, fitting in - FAIL, Nelson Museum of Art, vagina sculpture, vagina statue
This post has been smoldering for awhile. It took a few months to sniff out the photos (note to self: use only my camera).
A great thing about my neighborhood is that everybody knows each other. We have a neighborhood contact list. And block captains. And block parties. I have never experienced this before.
On Independence Day they (the block captains?) get a permit to shut down the street to cars, and everybody brings food, and one of the People With Children rents a bouncy castle for the whole neighborhood, and everybody gets drunk by noon on Chardonnay, and nobody has to drive anywhere. It’s fun, in a suburbia kind of way. And people seem to like us.
Anyway, there’s an initiative here on the peninsula to raise awareness about the dangers of fireworks – like hey don’t shoot off bottle rockets and accidentally burn down an entire wilderness area. If you contact the fire department and let them know that you’re having a block party, they’ll send a firetruck to visit your block.
As this is a Public Relations effort, only the hottest of firefighters are out representing the department. Kids love it!
I too approached the handsome fireman for a picture. 
But I would never objectify men. There is another item on the agenda. 
Note: The key here is Surprise. If you ask permission ahead of time, people tend to come up with a reason to say No. But if you ambush someone with a strange but innocuous request, they’ll say yes before they can think of a good reason to say no. But you have to be fast about it. Hence, Flash Fitting. Take this guy for instance. He’s like, “What the F is going on here in the suburbs?”
Happy 4th of July!
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Tagged 2014, 4th of July, block party, California, firetruck, hot fireman, Independence Day, San Mateo
What’s behind door number one?
What’s behind door number three?
It’s a cello, it’s a Sara, it’s a Nina Lee!
Special thanks to my trusty assistants Tiffani, Drew, Nick, and Kim.
Posted in Best Of, Fictives, Uncategorized
Tagged 2014, California, cello, cello locker, instrument locker, locker, locker 337, Nina Lee
Do not try this at home! There was a moment of panic for my trusty assistant Jessie who thought I actually might suffocate. Not to worry; we had a safe word – Shazam!
Thank you Jessie!
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Tagged 2014, California, Extra Large Space Bag, plastic bag, space bags, woman in a bag