Tag Archives: California

I still can’t fit in a suitcase.

I keep trying, but I just can’t top Jessie.

suitcase a

suitcase b

suitcase c

suitcase d

suitcase e

suitcase f

One day I will prevail.

Just a box.

I see you looking back at me.

just a box

I can sneak onto a little train

Happy New Year!  A little bit late.

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Closed… That’s okay. I’ll be in and out in time for 2015.

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I Can Fit in a Lime Kiln

Off California Highway 1…

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kiln 2

Deep in the redwoods of Lime Kiln State Park

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A Lime Kiln!

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Looks dangerous.

kiln 5

kiln 6

Oh so tempting. Hope there’s not a park ranger! …or an earthquake.

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kiln 8

Flash fitting!

Where can I fit at Yosemite?

Would you believe we were the only people in the Bay Area to have the great idea to drive to Yosemite National Park over the three-day Independence Day week-end? BWAH HA HA. The traffic passed from bad to worse to kind of amazing. We skipped the valley, opting instead for the north area of the park. We completed a hike to our highest elevation yet – 9926 at the top of Cloud’s Rest.

Tenaya Lake

Starting point: Tenaya Lake

On the way up

On the way up

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Almost there

Clouds Rest

Clouds Rest

Half Dome from above

Half Dome from above

Many hours later, back at the Blackberry Inn Bed & Breakfast

Back at the B&B

A little door!

yosemite g

 

Play at your own risk.

I am woman

I am woman

I am a man

I am a man

I can fit in a big girl box.

Why hello! It’s been awhile.  I hope you are still there. You may have wondered (worried?) that I stopped fitting in things. Not to fear! I have been fitting in things as the spirit strikes me. But I have a j-o-b, which has absorbed ALL of my time this year. I have a backlog of at least ten things I’ve fit in, but didn’t have time to post. Plus fan submitted pics!

What to start with? What significant thing happened this year? Well, I turned 40. And for my 40th birthday my man got me a big girl bike (my other bike is a convenient but dorky Dahon commuter folding bike). Can I fit in the bike box? Why yes, yes I can.

bike a - Big Girl Bike!

Big Girl Bike!

bike b

bike c - team lift

Practicing my side plank

Practicing my side plank

bike e

Hey there - plenty of room in this awesome box.

Hey there – plenty of room in this awesome box.

Special thanks to my trusty assistant – the man with the two red shoes.

I can fit under the Excelsa Quartet

Not only are these East Coast gals smart, funny, and babealicious, they play stringed instruments – FRETLESS*!!

*Warning: general fretting may occur on a daily basis. 

Anyway, this was the end of a long week for Valentina, Laura, Audrey and Kacy. They performed, like, 62 concerts in 9 days. 4realz yo.

1.Excelsa

Are Audrey’s cheekbones amazing or what?

2. Excelsa

I call this the “Red-eye Removal doesn’t work on Satan’s glowing orbs.”

3. Excelsa

HEY EVERYBODY I USED TO KNOW OR HOOK UP WITH IN D.C. – Go see one of their concerts.

There, that should boost attendance.

Special thanks to my trusty assistant Jim.

This end up.

Special thanks to my trusty assistant David. David’s first job as intern was to put together my new filing cabinet and then carve eye holes in the box. You’ll go far David.

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I Can Fit in a Firetruck

This post has been smoldering for awhile. It took a few months to sniff out the photos (note to self: use only my camera).

A great thing about my neighborhood is that everybody knows each other. We have a neighborhood contact list. And block captains. And block parties. I have never experienced this before.

On Independence Day they (the block captains?) get a permit to shut down the street to cars, and everybody brings food, and one of the People With Children rents a bouncy castle for the whole neighborhood, and everybody gets drunk by noon on Chardonnay, and nobody has to drive anywhere. It’s fun, in a suburbia kind of way. And people seem to like us.

Anyway, there’s an initiative here on the peninsula to raise awareness about the dangers of fireworks – like hey don’t shoot off bottle rockets and accidentally burn down an entire wilderness area. If you contact the fire department and let them know that you’re having a block party, they’ll send a firetruck to visit your block.

firetruck 1

As this is a Public Relations effort, only the hottest of firefighters are out representing the department. Kids love it!firetruck 2

The ladies love it. firetruck 3

I too approached the handsome fireman for a picture. firetruck 4

But I would never objectify men. There is another item on the agenda. firetruck 5

Note: The key here is Surprise. If you ask permission ahead of time, people tend to come up with a reason to say No. But if you ambush someone with a strange but innocuous request, they’ll say yes before they can think of a good reason to say no. But you have to be fast about it. Hence, Flash Fitting. Take this guy for instance. He’s like, “What the F is going on here in the suburbs?” firetruck 6   firetruck 7 Happy 4th of July!