Just put it in storage.

I have warped, er,  inspired a generation.

Mom says, “Peace at last.”

Thanks so much Hayley, Joe and Lucas!  You made my day.

I Can Fit in the Reg. Desk

I just finished my first trade show – Oracle Openworld 2012.  Our booth was a huge success.  And I did find something to fit in.

I Can Fit In Wales

Ha-ha!  You thought I was a bad speller who was about to get all Pinocchio in one of these:

But instead I’m in one of these:

Conwy Castle* to be exact, near Llandudno Junction just down the A55 from Dwgyfylchi.

*I believe that’s Caernnwwyyy in the original Welsh.

Oh no!  IT’S attacking from ye ollde brith pantryy.

Quick – blind it with the camera flash!  Aaaahhhhhh!

I can fit in creepy old furniture.

photographs taken by Jenn James

I could have fit it there.

But I didn’t.

Guess I’ll have to go back to Amsterdam.

How to Fit in a Locker in 13 Easy Steps

Special thanks to my trusty assistants Kris and Michael.

I can fit in a pitched roof portal window.

Try to remember the kind of September
When life was slow and oh, so mellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
When grass was green and grain was yellow.

– The Fantastiks

Shortly before I left Minnesota, my rockin’-Mom-friend Natascha, me, and a car full of children made our way to the amazing Franconia Sculpture Park for a day of adventure and art appreciation.

And here are a few more pictures from Franconia, which I encourage you to visit if you live in Minnesota or Wisconsin.

Warning! Hippies Being Artsy!

I can fit in a tree stump.

I Can Fit In A Cake

I booked a gig!  The party took priority over the photos.  As it should.

Cue the music…

I am available for parties in the Bay Area!

It Can Fit In There

This is the old Stage Manager’s Console from the Ordway Center, which I encountered while helping a friend move.  While I never worked there, the console apparently holds sentimental value for some people.

I can fit in there!

And… it can fit in there.

Sometimes you just have to let things go.  Especially really heavy things.